Joke About Blonde's

Caution all blonde's !!

If you are on of these un-lucky one's and your a blond well im sorry if this page upsets you, you dont have to read on but if you do happy reading, if you dont like jokes about your self i wouldnt carry on reading. Its really up to you :) 

 

 

 

 

A Blonde came home and found her house on fire, she rushed to the house next door, and telephoned the fire department

and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Don't you guys still have those big red trucks?"

 

Q Why did 18 Blondes go to watch the Movie ?                          A The Movie says, under 18 not allowed !!!

Q) Why did the blonde wear condoms over her ears?            A) So she wouldn't get hearing AIDS!!

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?                                    A: Buries it alive.

Q: How many blondes does it take to take a bath?               A: Six. One to lie in the tub and five to spit on her.

Q. What do you call 10 blondes in a freezer?                     A. Frosted flakes.

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?                A. The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?               A: Gifted!

 Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?           A: Pregnant.

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?      A: Nothing. They've never met.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?         A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?       A: You can park in the handicap zone.

 Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?         A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?         A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?

A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?              A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I don't know!

Q: How do you kill a blonde?                              A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?               A: Because red means stop.

Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?                   A: They chip their teeth.

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?                   A: They make good ankle warmers.

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?              A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?      A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?             A1: Blow in her ear.     A2: Buy her another beer.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?   A1: Introduces themself.    A2: Walks home.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?                  A: Because everybody gets a turn.

Q: Why do blondes use tapons with extra long strings?   A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?     A1: Because they don't know any better.   A2: They are easier to keep amused

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?"  A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.   A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?    A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?   A: Pull the pin and throw it back